#031: On my Saturn Return (yikes)

And other bits and bobs of my least favorite month, March.

The image to set the vibe of today’s issue is a screenshot of a DM I received that I initially dismissed when I received it but now, weeks later, I can’t stop thinking about it after I learned of Saturn’s Return:

I must disclose that I am not an astrology girlie and I mostly reject the notion that the stars and the planets dictate our lives, our moods, our happenings, our luck. But something is happening with Saturn and we need to talk about it. If you are a part of the discourse dominating pop music right now, then you probably have heard about the Saturn Return from Ariana Grande, SZA or Kasey Musgraves, all women who have had quite a trajectory the past few years. And if you haven’t, I’m about to tell you. But first, a necessary interlude: